tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-43176517570411006222024-03-12T20:54:58.430-07:00Damn you paparazzoi like to take pictures over long periods of time, i like to write, about nothing in particular and hardly ever i like to draw and design things of interest.Unknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger12125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4317651757041100622.post-25242605105043373212011-08-21T14:54:00.001-07:002011-08-21T14:57:50.707-07:00If you're interested<div>
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<br /></div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4317651757041100622.post-68479283719370531802011-04-18T03:43:00.000-07:002011-04-18T03:51:36.835-07:00<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Verdana, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; color: rgb(102, 102, 102); line-height: 18px; "><table cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 5px; margin-left: 0px; border-collapse: collapse; "><tbody><tr><td colspan="2" valign="middle" style="width: 418px; padding-top: 2px; padding-right: 16px; padding-bottom: 11px; padding-left: 2px; "></td></tr><tr><td valign="middle" style="width: 107px; padding-top: 2px; padding-right: 2px; padding-bottom: 2px; padding-left: 2px; "><p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; font: normal normal normal 18px/normal Helvetica; "><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'courier new', Verdana, Arial, sans-serif; ">F</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: georgia; ">REAK of NATURE</span></b></p></td><td valign="middle" style="width: 323px; padding-top: 2px; padding-right: 2px; padding-bottom: 2px; padding-left: 2px; "><p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; text-align: right; line-height: 20px; font: normal normal normal 11px/normal Verdana; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: georgia; "><br /></span></p></td></tr><tr><td valign="middle" style="width: 29px; padding-top: 2px; padding-right: 2px; padding-bottom: 2px; padding-left: 2px; "><p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; font: normal normal normal 11px/normal Verdana; min-height: 13px; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: georgia; "><br /></span></p></td><td colspan="2" valign="middle" style="width: 418px; padding-top: 2px; padding-right: 16px; padding-bottom: 11px; padding-left: 2px; "><p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; line-height: 19px; font: normal normal normal 11px/normal Verdana; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: georgia; ">A freak of Nature?</span></p><p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; line-height: 19px; font: normal normal normal 11px/normal Verdana; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: georgia; ">who wants to be normal anyway:</span></p><p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; line-height: 19px; font: normal normal normal 11px/normal Verdana; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: georgia; ">What is normal,</span></p><p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; line-height: 19px; font: normal normal normal 11px/normal Verdana; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: georgia; ">Why does freak have to be derogatory</span></p><p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; line-height: 19px; font: normal normal normal 11px/normal Verdana; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: georgia; ">I take it as a compliment.</span></p><p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; line-height: 19px; font: normal normal normal 11px/normal Verdana; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: georgia, Verdana, Arial, sans-serif; "><br /></span></p><p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; line-height: 19px; font: normal normal normal 11px/normal Verdana; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: georgia; ">Nature was here first, that must mean the freaks were too,</span></p><p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; line-height: 19px; font: normal normal normal 11px/normal Verdana; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: georgia; ">If this is case,</span></p><p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; line-height: 19px; font: normal normal normal 11px/normal Verdana; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: georgia; ">which i believe it </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: georgia; ">true,</span></p><p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; line-height: 19px; font: normal normal normal 11px/normal Verdana; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: georgia, Verdana, Arial, sans-serif; ">All those with a discriminative mind can bog off.</span></p><p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; line-height: 19px; font: normal normal normal 11px/normal Verdana; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: georgia, Verdana, Arial, sans-serif; "><br /></span></p><p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; line-height: 19px; font: normal normal normal 11px/normal Verdana; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: georgia, Verdana, Arial, sans-serif; ">If you're not a freak, then unlucky for you, </span></p><p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; line-height: 19px; font: normal normal normal 11px/normal Verdana; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: georgia, Verdana, Arial, sans-serif; ">It's exciting to be different, brave</span></p><p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; line-height: 19px; font: normal normal normal 11px/normal Verdana; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: georgia, Verdana, Arial, sans-serif; ">Who are you to say otherwise?</span></p><p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; line-height: 19px; font: normal normal normal 11px/normal Verdana; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: georgia, Verdana, Arial, sans-serif; "><br /></span></p><p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; line-height: 19px; font: normal normal normal 11px/normal Verdana; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: georgia, Verdana, Arial, sans-serif; ">It's fun to be a freak, laughing at yourself is definietly healthy,</span></p><p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; line-height: 19px; font: normal normal normal 11px/normal Verdana; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: georgia, Verdana, Arial, sans-serif; ">Otherwise you would most probably cry every day,</span></p><p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; line-height: 19px; font: normal normal normal 11px/normal Verdana; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: georgia, Verdana, Arial, sans-serif; ">Let it out, run around the park naked (or not)</span></p><p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; line-height: 19px; font: normal normal normal 11px/normal Verdana; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: georgia, Verdana, Arial, sans-serif; ">Scream and shout and be who you are.</span></p><p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; line-height: 19px; font: normal normal normal 11px/normal Verdana; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: georgia, Verdana, Arial, sans-serif; "><br /></span></p><p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; line-height: 19px; font: normal normal normal 11px/normal Verdana; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia, Verdana, Arial, sans-serif;">Freak is not a cuss, a taboo, an insult, </span></p><p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; line-height: 19px; font: normal normal normal 11px/normal Verdana; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia, Verdana, Arial, sans-serif;">Freak is me and Freak is most probably definitely you too.</span></p><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: georgia, Verdana, Arial, sans-serif; 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cursor:hand;width: 800px; height: 425px;" src="http://www.southernplate.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/xmasbake-set-015.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><br /><br /><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" border-collapse: collapse; color: rgb(0, 51, 102); font-family:georgia, serif;font-size:11px;">I would like my very own chef is that ok?</span></div><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" border-collapse: collapse; color: rgb(0, 51, 102); line-height: 20px; font-family:Times, serif;font-size:13px;"><p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; line-height: 19px; font: normal normal normal 11px/normal Verdana; min-height: 13px; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" ;font-family:georgia;">I want them to bake me cakes, cookies, yummy food and spaghetti all day.</span></p><p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; line-height: 19px; font: normal normal normal 11px/normal Verdana; min-height: 13px; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia, serif;"><br /></span></p><p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; line-height: 19px; font: normal normal normal 11px/normal Verdana; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" ;font-family:georgia;">I would like them to make me something healthy and very good to eat</span></p><p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; line-height: 19px; font: normal normal normal 11px/normal Verdana; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia, serif;">so my teeth don't fall out but my stomach gets a treat.</span></p><p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; line-height: 19px; font: normal normal normal 11px/normal Verdana; min-height: 13px; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" ;font-family:georgia;"><br /></span></p><p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; line-height: 19px; font: normal normal normal 11px/normal Verdana; min-height: 13px; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia, serif;">I'd never be hungry or long after food</span></p><p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; line-height: 19px; font: normal normal normal 11px/normal Verdana; min-height: 13px; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia, serif;">as my little gourmet chef would just know what to do.</span></p><p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; line-height: 19px; font: normal normal normal 11px/normal Verdana; min-height: 13px; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia, serif;"><br /></span></p><p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; line-height: 19px; font: normal normal normal 11px/normal Verdana; min-height: 13px; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia, serif;">All day long they'd bake bake bake</span></p><p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; line-height: 19px; font: normal normal normal 11px/normal Verdana; min-height: 13px; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia, serif;">my mouth would dribble and my nose would wake</span></p><p style="margin-top: 0px; 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min-height: 13px; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia, serif;"><br /></span></p></span><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="white-space: pre; -webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; "></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#003366;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; font-size:-webkit-xxx-large;"><br /></span></span></div><div><br /></div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4317651757041100622.post-16998286932954825982010-02-03T04:52:00.000-08:002010-02-03T05:03:34.010-08:00.<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_mE_CATCRqZM/S2l0GbxPLPI/AAAAAAAAACY/dvwQHLrnR9U/s1600-h/page_24.jpg"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 299px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_mE_CATCRqZM/S2l0GbxPLPI/AAAAAAAAACY/dvwQHLrnR9U/s400/page_24.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5434002079281523954" /></a><br /><br /><div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_mE_CATCRqZM/S2lz6VAuDhI/AAAAAAAAACQ/nvPXdqRDyxM/s1600-h/page_24.jpg"></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_mE_CATCRqZM/S2lx2xRRrkI/AAAAAAAAACI/3UsrNRE0FMU/s1600-h/Screen+shot+2010-02-03+at+12.52.13.png"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 200px; height: 56px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_mE_CATCRqZM/S2lx2xRRrkI/AAAAAAAAACI/3UsrNRE0FMU/s200/Screen+shot+2010-02-03+at+12.52.13.png" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5433999611151887938" /></a><br /><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" border-collapse: collapse; color: rgb(0, 51, 102); font-family:georgia, serif;font-size:11px;"> i don't like them</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:100%;color:#003366;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; font-size:11px;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:100%;color:#003366;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; font-size:11px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: separate; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-size:16px;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_mE_CATCRqZM/S2lx2xRRrkI/AAAAAAAAACI/3UsrNRE0FMU/s1600-h/Screen+shot+2010-02-03+at+12.52.13.png"><img src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_mE_CATCRqZM/S2lx2xRRrkI/AAAAAAAAACI/3UsrNRE0FMU/s200/Screen+shot+2010-02-03+at+12.52.13.png" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5433999611151887938" style="cursor: pointer; 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width: 200px; height: 56px; " /></a></span></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" border-collapse: collapse; color: rgb(0, 51, 102); font-family:georgia, serif;font-size:11px;"> they always think they are right</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:100%;color:#003366;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; font-size:11px;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:100%;color:#003366;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; font-size:11px;"><br /></span></span></div><div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_mE_CATCRqZM/S2lx2xRRrkI/AAAAAAAAACI/3UsrNRE0FMU/s1600-h/Screen+shot+2010-02-03+at+12.52.13.png"><img src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_mE_CATCRqZM/S2lx2xRRrkI/AAAAAAAAACI/3UsrNRE0FMU/s200/Screen+shot+2010-02-03+at+12.52.13.png" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5433999611151887938" style="cursor: pointer; width: 200px; height: 56px; " /></a></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" border-collapse: collapse; color: rgb(0, 51, 102); font-family:georgia, serif;font-size:11px;"> they think that they are better than girls</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:100%;color:#003366;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; font-size:11px;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:100%;color:#003366;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; font-size:11px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: separate; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-size:16px;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_mE_CATCRqZM/S2lx2xRRrkI/AAAAAAAAACI/3UsrNRE0FMU/s1600-h/Screen+shot+2010-02-03+at+12.52.13.png"><img src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_mE_CATCRqZM/S2lx2xRRrkI/AAAAAAAAACI/3UsrNRE0FMU/s200/Screen+shot+2010-02-03+at+12.52.13.png" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5433999611151887938" style="cursor: pointer; width: 200px; height: 56px; " /></a></span></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:100%;color:#003366;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; font-size:11px;"> i dont like them</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:100%;color:#003366;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; font-size:11px;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:100%;color:#003366;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; font-size:11px;"><br /></span></span></div></div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4317651757041100622.post-56413773330566800142010-01-22T15:02:00.000-08:002010-01-22T15:32:57.352-08:00long live the black cab! mini cabs should die.<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_mE_CATCRqZM/S1o0f8mmbRI/AAAAAAAAACA/_pvDfAL1SFU/s1600-h/Screen+shot+2010-01-22+at+23.27.00.png"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 252px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_mE_CATCRqZM/S1o0f8mmbRI/AAAAAAAAACA/_pvDfAL1SFU/s320/Screen+shot+2010-01-22+at+23.27.00.png" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5429710024197172498" /></a><br /><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" color: rgb(0, 51, 102); line-height: 20px; font-family:Times, serif;font-size:-webkit-xxx-large;"><table cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" style="border-top-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; font-size: 13px; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); width: 597px; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 5px; margin-left: 0px; border-collapse: collapse; "><tbody><tr><td valign="middle" style="border-top-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; padding-top: 2px; padding-right: 2px; padding-bottom: 2px; padding-left: 2px; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; font-size: 12px; line-height: 1.5em; vertical-align: middle; width: 107px; "><p style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; font: normal normal normal 18px/normal Helvetica; "><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" ;font-family:'courier new';">W</span><span class="Apple-style-span"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia, serif;">HAT.</span></span></b></p></td><td valign="middle" style="border-top-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; padding-top: 2px; padding-right: 2px; padding-bottom: 2px; padding-left: 2px; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; font-size: 12px; line-height: 1.5em; vertical-align: middle; width: 323px; "><p style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; text-align: right; line-height: 20px; font: normal normal normal 11px/normal Verdana; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia, serif;"><br /></span></p></td></tr><tr><td valign="middle" style="border-top-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; padding-top: 2px; padding-right: 2px; padding-bottom: 2px; padding-left: 2px; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; font-size: 12px; line-height: 1.5em; vertical-align: middle; width: 29px; "><br /></td><td colspan="2" valign="middle" style="border-top-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; padding-top: 2px; padding-right: 16px; padding-bottom: 11px; padding-left: 2px; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; font-size: 12px; line-height: 1.5em; vertical-align: middle; width: 418px; "><p style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; line-height: 19px; font: normal normal normal 11px/normal Verdana; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" ;font-family:georgia;">What the hell are mini cabs playing at! Do they all have a pea for a brain </span></p><p style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; line-height: 19px; font: normal normal normal 11px/normal Verdana; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" ;font-family:georgia;">and ironically a crap sense of direction?! A cabby should know where they </span></p><p style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; line-height: 19px; font: normal normal normal 11px/normal Verdana; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" ;font-family:georgia;">are going <i>not </i>rely on the passenger to tell you where to go and then when </span></p><p style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; line-height: 19px; font: normal normal normal 11px/normal Verdana; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" ;font-family:georgia;">you dont know just drop them on the street corner! WHAT THE BLOODY </span></p><p style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; line-height: 19px; font: normal normal normal 11px/normal Verdana; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" ;font-family:georgia;">HELL IS THE POINT OF SAYING WHERE YOU ARE GOING ON THE </span></p><p style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; line-height: 19px; font: normal normal normal 11px/normal Verdana; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" ;font-family:georgia;">PHONE if when you get picked up the driver still doesn't know where to go </span></p><p style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; line-height: 19px; font: normal normal normal 11px/normal Verdana; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" ;font-family:georgia;">WHAT WHAT WHAT ldbclusbdclnsd;ms'dpcc.</span></p><p style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; line-height: 19px; font: normal normal normal 11px/normal Verdana; min-height: 13px; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" ;font-family:georgia;"><br /></span></p><p style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; line-height: 19px; font: normal normal normal 11px/normal Verdana; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" ;font-family:georgia;">So its my birthday- i ring a cab, "hello frith street, soho, please"</span></p><p style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; line-height: 19px; font: normal normal normal 11px/normal Verdana; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" ;font-family:georgia;">- no problem £18</span></p><p style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; line-height: 19px; font: normal normal normal 11px/normal Verdana; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" ;font-family:georgia;">- (thought tracking- god thats expensive but fine) "yes ok can you come in </span></p><p style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; line-height: 19px; font: normal normal normal 11px/normal Verdana; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" ;font-family:georgia;">5 minutes. Thats frith street F R I T H street."</span></p><p style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; line-height: 19px; font: normal normal normal 11px/normal Verdana; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" ;font-family:georgia, serif;">- ok we will call when outside.</span></p><p style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; line-height: 19px; font: normal normal normal 11px/normal Verdana; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" ;font-family:georgia, serif;"><br /></span></p><p style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; line-height: 19px; font: normal normal normal 11px/normal Verdana; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" ;font-family:georgia, serif;">Ok now in my mind i have clearly stated my destination and i am under the </span></p><p style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; line-height: 19px; font: normal normal normal 11px/normal Verdana; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" ;font-family:georgia, serif;">full impression that my driver will know where he will be going. I have had </span></p><p style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; line-height: 19px; font: normal normal normal 11px/normal Verdana; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" ;font-family:georgia, serif;">absolutely no indication to show that my driver will be a complete imbecile. </span></p><p style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; line-height: 19px; font: normal normal normal 11px/normal Verdana; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" ;font-family:georgia, serif;">or that he wont know where to go.</span></p><p style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; line-height: 19px; font: normal normal normal 11px/normal Verdana; min-height: 13px; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" ;font-family:georgia;"><br /></span></p><p style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; line-height: 19px; font: normal normal normal 11px/normal Verdana; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" ;font-family:georgia;">The driver gets here (im already in a massive rush)</span></p><p style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; line-height: 19px; font: normal normal normal 11px/normal Verdana; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" ;font-family:georgia;">- Where are you going he says</span></p><p style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; line-height: 19px; font: normal normal normal 11px/normal Verdana; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" ;font-family:georgia;">-"frith street, i did say on the phone, you should know this."</span></p><p style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; line-height: 19px; font: normal normal normal 11px/normal Verdana; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" ;font-family:georgia, serif;">- well do you know how to get there?</span></p><p style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; line-height: 19px; font: normal normal normal 11px/normal Verdana; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" ;font-family:georgia, serif;">- (whhhhatttttt?!!) "no i don't, you're the driver, why dont you know"</span></p><p style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; line-height: 19px; font: normal normal normal 11px/normal Verdana; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" ;font-family:georgia;">-whats the postcode</span></p><p style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; line-height: 19px; font: normal normal normal 11px/normal Verdana; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" ;font-family:georgia;">-"i dont know, again <i>you're</i> the driver" (what the f*******.)</span></p><p style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; line-height: 19px; font: normal normal normal 11px/normal Verdana; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" ;font-family:georgia, serif;"><br /></span></p><p style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; line-height: 19px; font: normal normal normal 11px/normal Verdana; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" ;font-family:georgia, serif;">Next thing i know he's stuffing his mobile in my face to speak to someone in </span></p><p style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; line-height: 19px; font: normal normal normal 11px/normal Verdana; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" ;font-family:georgia, serif;">the office (i think). "what can i do for you," he says- ERM I DONT KNOW I </span></p><p style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; line-height: 19px; font: normal normal normal 11px/normal Verdana; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" ;font-family:georgia, serif;">DIDNT CALL YOU!</span></p><p style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; line-height: 19px; font: normal normal normal 11px/normal Verdana; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" ;font-family:georgia, serif;"><br /></span></p><p style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; line-height: 19px; font: normal normal normal 11px/normal Verdana; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" ;font-family:georgia, serif;">-<i>obviously i have just realised the total incompetence not only of the driver </i></span></p><p style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; line-height: 19px; font: normal normal normal 11px/normal Verdana; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" ;font-family:georgia, serif;"><i>but the firm quite appropriately named "GREAT CARS"</i></span></p><p style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; line-height: 19px; font: normal normal normal 11px/normal Verdana; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia, serif;"><i><br /></i></span></p><p style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; line-height: 19px; font: normal normal normal 11px/normal Verdana; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia, serif;"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: separate; color: rgb(0, 51, 102); font-style: normal; line-height: 20px; font-family:Times, serif;font-size:13px;"><table cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" style="border-top-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; font-size: 13px; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); width: 597px; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 5px; margin-left: 0px; border-collapse: collapse; "><tbody><tr><td colspan="2" valign="middle" style="border-top-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; padding-top: 2px; padding-right: 16px; padding-bottom: 11px; padding-left: 2px; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; font-size: 12px; line-height: 1.5em; vertical-align: middle; width: 418px; "><p style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; line-height: 19px; font: normal normal normal 11px/normal Verdana; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" ;font-family:georgia;">The cab stops, turns all the lights out and tells me theres a cab waiting behind</span></p><p style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; line-height: 19px; font: normal normal normal 11px/normal Verdana; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" ;font-family:georgia;"> me ( i cant see it) i still haven't the foggiest what is going on- i can only </span></p><p style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; line-height: 19px; font: normal normal normal 11px/normal Verdana; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" ;font-family:georgia;">assume that my assumption that he was a twat was correct.</span></p><p style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; line-height: 19px; font: normal normal normal 11px/normal Verdana; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia, serif;"><br /></span></p><p style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; line-height: 19px; font: normal normal normal 11px/normal Verdana; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia, serif;">Next scene.</span></p><p style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; line-height: 19px; font: normal normal normal 11px/normal Verdana; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia, serif;">i storm into the office (great cars cab office, where the driver has conveniently </span></p><p style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; line-height: 19px; font: normal normal normal 11px/normal Verdana; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia, serif;">stopped by) ask what the bloody hell is going on- oh sorry sorry just ignore me </span></p><p style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; line-height: 19px; font: normal normal normal 11px/normal Verdana; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia, serif;">and answer the phone that has started ringing. ER HELLO - whats going on i </span></p><p style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; line-height: 19px; font: normal normal normal 11px/normal Verdana; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia, serif;">ask (or demand) HELLLLLLO!!! </span></p><p style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; line-height: 19px; font: normal normal normal 11px/normal Verdana; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia, serif;"><br /></span></p><p style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; line-height: 19px; font: normal normal normal 11px/normal Verdana; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia, serif;">-sorry whats the problem, he asks</span></p><p style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; line-height: 19px; font: normal normal normal 11px/normal Verdana; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia, serif;">-"the problem is my stupid cab driver just dumped me across the road, whats </span></p><p style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; line-height: 19px; font: normal normal normal 11px/normal Verdana; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia, serif;">going on, ?! i'm assuming he has no idea where he is going even though i rang </span></p><p style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; line-height: 19px; font: normal normal normal 11px/normal Verdana; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia, serif;">and booked the bloody car and specifically told you where i was going!"</span></p><p style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; line-height: 19px; font: normal normal normal 11px/normal Verdana; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia, serif;">- you didn't speak to me about it</span></p><p style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; line-height: 19px; font: normal normal normal 11px/normal Verdana; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia, serif;">-"well i spoke to someone and what has that got to do with anything- i rang and </span></p><p style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; line-height: 19px; font: normal normal normal 11px/normal Verdana; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia, serif;">booked a cab and was quoted a price you should know where the road is that i'm </span></p><p style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; line-height: 19px; font: normal normal normal 11px/normal Verdana; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia, serif;">going, how does your business work if you don't know where your going?! how can </span></p><p style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; line-height: 19px; font: normal normal normal 11px/normal Verdana; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia, serif;">you even quote a price in the first place?!"</span></p><p style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; line-height: 19px; font: normal normal normal 11px/normal Verdana; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia, serif;">- well madam i think its probably due to your attitude that he stopped.</span></p><p style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; line-height: 19px; font: normal normal normal 11px/normal Verdana; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia, serif;"><br /></span></p><p style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; line-height: 19px; font: normal normal normal 11px/normal Verdana; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia, serif;">HOLD ON A MINUTE. DEEP BREATHS. Exhale.</span></p><p style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; line-height: 19px; font: normal normal normal 11px/normal Verdana; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia, serif;"><br /></span></p><p style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; line-height: 19px; font: normal normal normal 11px/normal Verdana; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia, serif;">-" i think you'll find its something to do with the fact he has no bloody clue where </span></p><p style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; line-height: 19px; font: normal normal normal 11px/normal Verdana; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia, serif;">he's going!"</span></p><p style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; line-height: 19px; font: normal normal normal 11px/normal Verdana; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia, serif;"><i>he answers the phone for a new job.</i></span></p><p style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; line-height: 19px; font: normal normal normal 11px/normal Verdana; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia, serif;">"YOUR A FUCKING JOKE" i obviously scream and then storm out.</span></p><p style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; line-height: 19px; font: normal normal normal 11px/normal Verdana; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia, serif;"><br /></span></p><p style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; line-height: 19px; font: normal normal normal 11px/normal Verdana; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia, serif;">a black cab comes along saves the day. the location changes, the corner of greek </span></p><p style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; line-height: 19px; font: normal normal normal 11px/normal Verdana; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia, serif;">street opposite the ...something.. edward theatre. No sat nav, no postcode. he </span></p><p style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; line-height: 19px; font: normal normal normal 11px/normal Verdana; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia, serif;">knows exactly where hes going. good old black cab. and its cheaper than the mini cab. </span></p><p style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; line-height: 19px; font: normal normal normal 11px/normal Verdana; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia, serif;"><br /></span></p><p style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; line-height: 19px; font: normal normal normal 11px/normal Verdana; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia, serif;">Great cars, i dont think so, what a bunch of nobs.</span></p><p style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; line-height: 19px; font: normal normal normal 11px/normal Verdana; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia, serif;"><br /></span></p><p style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; line-height: 19px; font: normal normal normal 11px/normal Verdana; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia, serif;">VIVA the black cab. i love you the black cab. i salute you. you get the idea. </span></p><p style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; line-height: 19px; font: normal normal normal 11px/normal Verdana; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia, serif;"><br /></span></p></td></tr><tr><td valign="middle" style="border-top-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; padding-top: 2px; padding-right: 2px; 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"></p></td><td valign="middle" style="width: 107px; padding-top: 2px; padding-right: 2px; padding-bottom: 2px; padding-left: 2px; "><p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; font: normal normal normal 18px/normal Helvetica; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'courier new', serif;"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: separate; font-weight: normal; color: rgb(0, 51, 102); line-height: 20px; font-family:Times, serif;font-size:13px;"><table cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 5px; margin-left: 0px; border-collapse: collapse; "><tbody><tr><td valign="middle" style="width: 20px; padding-top: 2px; padding-right: 11px; padding-bottom: 2px; padding-left: 2px; "><p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; font: normal normal normal 18px/normal Helvetica; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold; "><a href="http://rant.urbanup.com/2089579" style="color: rgb(255, 111, 207); text-decoration: underline; ">ok.</a></span></p></td><td valign="middle" style="width: 107px; padding-top: 2px; padding-right: 2px; padding-bottom: 2px; padding-left: 2px; "><p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; font: normal normal normal 18px/normal Helvetica; "><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" ;font-family:'courier new';">S</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" ;font-family:georgia;">O</span></b></p></td></tr></tbody></table></span></b></span></p></td><td valign="middle" style="width: 323px; padding-top: 2px; padding-right: 2px; padding-bottom: 2px; padding-left: 2px; "><p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; text-align: right; line-height: 20px; font: normal normal normal 11px/normal Verdana; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" ;font-family:georgia;"><br /></span></p></td></tr><tr><td valign="middle" style="width: 29px; padding-top: 2px; padding-right: 2px; padding-bottom: 2px; padding-left: 2px; "><p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; font: normal normal normal 11px/normal Verdana; min-height: 13px; "></p></td><td colspan="2" valign="middle" style="width: 418px; padding-top: 2px; padding-right: 16px; padding-bottom: 11px; padding-left: 2px; "><p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; line-height: 19px; font: normal normal normal 11px/normal Verdana; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" ;font-family:georgia, serif;">I moved house, about two weeks ago now. in a word it was: horrific. I don't think i'll be moving for a while. </span></p><p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; line-height: 19px; font: normal normal normal 11px/normal Verdana; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia, serif;"><br /></span></p><p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; line-height: 19px; font: normal normal normal 11px/normal Verdana; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" ;font-family:georgia;">I don't think its smart driving home with a blown up tire. Unfortunately i wasn't aware it had blown up- fortunately the police didn't see, didn't pull me over and i didn't get 3 points ( the apparent punishment). I did however have to get a new tyre because for some reason the spare tyre you get isn't actually the same as the tyre on your car-that i simply do not understand. £100 down the drain what fun that was and how much luck i seem to have with my beloved car. Oh i don't think i mentioned that due to the move my car insurance has gone up. by double. f a n t a s t i c .</span></p><p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; line-height: 19px; font: normal normal normal 11px/normal Verdana; min-height: 13px; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" ;font-family:georgia;"><br /></span></p><p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; line-height: 19px; font: normal normal normal 11px/normal Verdana; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" ;font-family:georgia;">I dropped a chair on my toe and it really hurt- it has gone a funny purple colour and it bled for a little while. Its definitely looking much better but its still purple, im sure it never used to be that colour so im guessing its still bruised. it could possibly fall off, im not sure, maybe it wont. </span></p><p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; line-height: 19px; font: normal normal normal 11px/normal Verdana; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia, serif;"><br /></span></p><p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; line-height: 19px; font: normal normal normal 11px/normal Verdana; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia, serif;">And for the <span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: separate; font-family:arial, sans-serif;font-size:medium;"><span style="font-weight: bold; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" -webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 1px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 1px; font-family:verdana, geneva, lucida, 'lucida grande', arial, helvetica, sans-serif;font-size:11px;">pièce de résistance</span> </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia, serif;font-size:100%;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; font-size:11px;">some disgusting chavy drug dealer boy spat in my face. Thats always a winner, im always delighted when that happens, there's nothing quite like someone's sticky beer saliva in your face. All because i wouldn't let him grope me- male pride is an interesting thing.</span></span></span></span></p><p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; line-height: 19px; font: normal normal normal 11px/normal Verdana; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia, serif;"><br /></span></p><p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; line-height: 19px; font: normal normal normal 11px/normal Verdana; min-height: 13px; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" ;font-family:georgia;"><br /></span></p><p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; line-height: 19px; font: normal normal normal 11px/normal Verdana; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia, serif;"><br /></span></p></td></tr></tbody></table></span>Unknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4317651757041100622.post-37231865023304152932009-12-07T13:18:00.000-08:002009-12-07T16:20:37.841-08:00Why cant i have a pomeranian?!<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_mE_CATCRqZM/Sx1zznTBEJI/AAAAAAAAABw/OnS1DpfjgtU/s1600-h/Picture+86.png"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 200px; height: 199px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_mE_CATCRqZM/Sx1zznTBEJI/AAAAAAAAABw/OnS1DpfjgtU/s200/Picture+86.png" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5412609657728471186" /></a><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_mE_CATCRqZM/Sx1zzSmBCkI/AAAAAAAAABo/8gZw0kauKxs/s1600-h/Picture+85.png"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 195px; height: 200px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_mE_CATCRqZM/Sx1zzSmBCkI/AAAAAAAAABo/8gZw0kauKxs/s200/Picture+85.png" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5412609652171016770" /></a><br /><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" line-height: 18px; font-family:'Trebuchet MS', Verdana, Arial, sans-serif;font-size:13px;"><table cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 5px; margin-left: 0px; border-collapse: collapse; "><tbody><tr><td valign="middle" style="width: 20px; padding-top: 2px; padding-right: 11px; padding-bottom: 2px; padding-left: 2px; "><p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; font: normal normal normal 18px/normal Helvetica; "><b><a href="http://rant.urbanup.com/2089579" style="color: rgb(187, 51, 0); ">.</a></b></p></td><td valign="middle" style="width: 107px; padding-top: 2px; padding-right: 2px; padding-bottom: 2px; padding-left: 2px; "><p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; font: normal normal normal 18px/normal Helvetica; "><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'courier new', Verdana, Arial, sans-serif;">w</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" ;font-family:georgia;">HY</span></b></p></td><td valign="middle" style="width: 323px; padding-top: 2px; padding-right: 2px; padding-bottom: 2px; padding-left: 2px; "><p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; text-align: right; line-height: 20px; font: normal normal normal 11px/normal Verdana; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" ;font-family:georgia;"><br /></span></p></td></tr><tr><td valign="middle" style="width: 29px; padding-top: 2px; padding-right: 2px; padding-bottom: 2px; padding-left: 2px; "><p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; font: normal normal normal 11px/normal Verdana; min-height: 13px; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" ;font-family:georgia;"><br /></span></p></td><td colspan="2" valign="middle" style="width: 418px; padding-top: 2px; padding-right: 16px; padding-bottom: 11px; padding-left: 2px; "><p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; line-height: 19px; font: normal normal normal 11px/normal Verdana; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" ;font-family:georgia;">Cant i have a pomeranian. I don't think thats too much to ask. I will love it and care for it and take it everywhere. But i don't have £2000 pounds.</span></p><p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; line-height: 19px; font: normal normal normal 11px/normal Verdana; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia, Verdana, Arial, sans-serif;"><br /></span></p><p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; line-height: 19px; font: normal normal normal 11px/normal Verdana; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" ;font-family:georgia;">All i want is a little pomeranian, i will hug it and kiss it and brush its hair. I will call it talulah or snowy or fluffy or pear. why O why cant i have a little pomeranian, i love it, it looks like a little white bear.</span></p><p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; line-height: 19px; font: normal normal normal 11px/normal Verdana; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia, Verdana, Arial, sans-serif;"><br /></span></p><p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; line-height: 19px; font: normal normal normal 11px/normal Verdana; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia, Verdana, Arial, sans-serif;">Look at it there! My little beautiful pomeranian, i love it! so cute and white and innocent and polite. And if you don't believe me, watch this little video, you will see my lovely little pomeranian and understand why.</span></p><p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; line-height: 19px; font: normal normal normal 11px/normal Verdana; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia, Verdana, Arial, sans-serif;"><br /></span></p><p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; line-height: 19px; font: normal normal normal 11px/normal Verdana; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia, Verdana, Arial, sans-serif;">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L6fhHioCKTU</span></p><p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; line-height: 19px; font: normal normal normal 11px/normal Verdana; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia, Verdana, Arial, sans-serif;"><br /></span></p><p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; line-height: 19px; font: normal normal normal 11px/normal Verdana; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia, Verdana, Arial, sans-serif;"><br /></span></p><p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; line-height: 19px; font: normal normal normal 11px/normal Verdana; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia, Verdana, Arial, sans-serif;"><br /></span></p><p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; line-height: 19px; font: normal normal normal 11px/normal Verdana; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia, Verdana, Arial, sans-serif;">if you want to buy me one id be much obliged, id kiss you on the forehead and poke you in the eyes. </span></p><p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; line-height: 19px; font: normal normal normal 11px/normal Verdana; min-height: 13px; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" ;font-family:georgia;"><br /></span></p><p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; line-height: 19px; font: normal normal normal 11px/normal Verdana; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia, Verdana, Arial, sans-serif;"><br /></span></p></td></tr></tbody></table></span>Unknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4317651757041100622.post-8055398541561782522009-11-26T15:59:00.000-08:002009-12-07T15:45:48.538-08:00STOP POLICE!<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.marketingpunk.com/blogimages/copthebatter.gif"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 300px; height: 433px;" src="http://www.marketingpunk.com/blogimages/copthebatter.gif" border="0" alt="" /></a><br /><!--StartFragment--> <p class="MsoNormal"><!--StartFragment--> </p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:16.0pt;mso-pagination:none;mso-layout-grid-align:none;text-autospace:none"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family:Georgia;font-size:18.0pt;color:#333333;"><b>I</b></span><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family:Georgia;font-size:11.0pt;"> </span><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family:Georgia;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-small;">certainly do not appreciate being pulled over by a couple of insignificant police men and made to feel like a murderer over a tiny mistake regarding insurance that I do in actual fact have. It’s certainly not the crime of the century “car insurance”- I mean, </span><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-small;">really..</span></i></span><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family:Georgia;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-small;">. I may in my younger years, or so I was told </span></span><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family:Georgia;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-small;">not to my delight</span></span><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family:Georgia;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-small;">, slightly resembled a certain Myra Hindley but still, the operative word is slightly, and rest assured if at all looks is the only thing we have in common.</span><span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-small;"> </span></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:16.0pt;mso-pagination:none;mso-layout-grid-align:none;text-autospace:none"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family:Georgia;font-size:11.0pt;"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes"></span><span></span><span></span><span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">Well well</span> </span><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family:Georgia;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:x-small;">I said</span></span><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family:Georgia;font-size:11.0pt;">, </span><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family:Georgia;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:x-large;">“</span></span><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family:Georgia;"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;">i</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:x-small;">s this going somewhere, is something actually wrong, am I being accused of anything of severity as right now I think id remember if I stole my car and then nipped out to the local bank and screamed at the top of my lungs, everybody be cool this is a robbery, any of you fucking pricks move and i'll execute every mother fucking last one of ya</span></i></span><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family:Georgia;"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:x-large;">”</span></i></span><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family:Georgia;font-size:11.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top:0cm;margin-right:0cm;margin-bottom:16.0pt;margin-left:48.0pt;text-indent:-24.0pt;mso-pagination:none;mso-layout-grid-align:none;text-autospace:none"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family:Georgia;font-size:11.0pt;"><b>- oHh my car isn’t in my name?</b></span><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family:Georgia;font-size:11.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:16.0pt;mso-pagination:none;mso-layout-grid-align:none;text-autospace:none"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family:Georgia;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-small;">Isn’t it your responsibility to know that a finance car won’t be in my name being that you drive around all day chasing people who you believe don’t have insurance. Don’t you have a duty and public responsibility to show some etiquette and demonstrate social skills, basic ones...please and thank you - No?</span><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top:0cm;margin-right:0cm;margin-bottom:16.0pt;margin-left:48.0pt;text-indent:-24.0pt;mso-pagination:none;mso-layout-grid-align:none;text-autospace:none"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family:Georgia;font-size:11.0pt;"><b>- oHh guilty until proven otherwise?</b></span><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family:Georgia;font-size:11.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:16.0pt;mso-pagination:none;mso-layout-grid-align:none;text-autospace:none"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family:Georgia;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-small;">NO I am not intimidated by your puney presence and NO don’t try to exert your bravado on me young man. Bullying and abuse of power in a social circumstance when you should be carrying out a public service will not bode well avec moi.</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-small;"><o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:16.0pt;mso-pagination:none;mso-layout-grid-align:none;text-autospace:none"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family:Georgia;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-small;">Back off mr police man, its not my fault that you have nothing better to do, its not my fault that you’re not actually good enough at your job to be taken seriously by co workers and colleagues down at the ol’ nick so through your aggressive behavior towards helpless women you try to feel like something and perhaps someone, like you have a purpose. I sympathize really I do….no, no actually I don’t. So I will complain, I will call the chief inspector, I will complain to the independent police complaint commission, OH and I nearly forgot, did I mention I’m going to write to my local mp, Dianne Abbot, I’m sure she’d love to hear all about it.</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-small;"><o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:16.0pt;mso-pagination:none;mso-layout-grid-align:none;text-autospace:none"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family:Georgia;"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:x-small;">Police and their lack of care towards the public, lovely.</span><o:p></o:p></i></span></p> <!--EndFragment--> <p></p><p class="MsoNormal"><br /></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:180%;color:#333333;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; line-height: 20px;font-size:18px;"><b><br /></b></span></span></p> <!--EndFragment-->Unknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4317651757041100622.post-90138673081264029092009-10-09T13:48:00.000-07:002009-10-09T14:45:08.753-07:00er how about cheering up a little bit<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/1385000/images/_1386484_hancock300.jpg"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 300px; height: 180px;" src="http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/1385000/images/_1386484_hancock300.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><br /><div><br /></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" border-collapse: collapse; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family:georgia, serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:x-small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" font-weight: bold; font-family:Helvetica, serif;font-size:18px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'courier new', serif;">w</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia, serif;">HY</span></span> </span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" border-collapse: collapse; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family:georgia, serif;font-size:11px;">is everyone so God damn miserable all the bloody time?! i cant drive around the corner without being flashed/ tooted, or getting hurled abuse at by some sort of driver and/or pedestrian oh lets not exclude cyclists either. No lady this is a road not a pavement so remove the scowl and try crossing when its a green man, no mr angry driver i didn't cut you up, when you have to speed to close a gap i think you'll find that the rapid decrease in speed you have to make is your own fault, no mr cyclist your in the wrong as cars don't drive in and out of lorries so sorry i didn't see you until you were nearly on my bonnet when i drove forward in a lane with congested traffic and you cycled across the road the wrong way, how about learning to cycle properly, <i>no</i>, i didn't open my door at the wrong time, i think you'll find that your little girl wasn't looking where she was going, people who are vertically challenged can not be seen in car mirrors of a certain height, and why was she cycling on the pavement anyway, and why weren't you keeping an eye on her and making sure she doesn't cycle next to all the parked cars where at some point a driver is bound to get out. She wasn't hurt, you got your apology so how about cheering up a little hey (also refer to my blog below)! Mr driver calm down i'm indicating, there's no where for you to go anyway and obviously a space of which i am just about to reverse into on my right, dont flash me you idiot, just calm down take some deep breaths, relax take a break or a kitkat if you'd prefer and try cheering up a little bit. </span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:100%;color:#333333;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; font-size:11px;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'courier new', serif;font-size:180%;color:#333333;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; font-size:18px;"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: separate; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-weight: normal; font-family:Georgia, serif;font-size:16px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" border-collapse: collapse; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family:georgia, serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" ;font-size:x-small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" font-weight: bold; font-family:Helvetica, serif;font-size:18px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'courier new', serif;">w</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia, serif;">HY</span></span> </span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" border-collapse: collapse; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family:georgia, serif;font-size:11px;"><i>is everyone so God damn miserable all the bloody time<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:x-large;">?</span></i></span></span></b></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:100%;color:#333333;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; font-size:11px;"><i> </i></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#333333;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; font-size:x-large;"><i><br /></i></span></span></div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4317651757041100622.post-88772704078476176612009-10-08T15:18:00.001-07:002009-10-09T02:47:41.955-07:00children are for life not just for christmas.<div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:100%;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; font-size:11px;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:x-small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'courier new';">L</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" border-collapse: collapse; font-family:georgia, serif;font-size:11px;">ook what i found abandonned on the seafront, a sorry sight indeed.</span></span></div><div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:x-small;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:x-small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" border-collapse: collapse; font-size:11px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'courier new';"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:x-small;">L</span></span>eaving a child alone in these winter (or autumn as i'm constantly corrected upon) months is most definitely a </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" border-collapse: collapse; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:x-small;">faux pas</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" border-collapse: collapse; font-size:11px;">, this isn't 18th century France for gods sake. You could have at least had the courtesy to leave him/her (i cant quite decide-perhaps a mix of both) with an outfit of some description, a knitted jumper, some sort of neckerchief, some basic pants would be sufficient or just some bloody socks.</span></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; font-size:-webkit-xxx-large;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: separate; font-family:georgia, serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:x-small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'courier new';"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:x-small;">A</span></span>nd don't push your child in a pram/push chair/ buggy across a busy road if there's no zebra crossing.</span></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:x-large;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" border-collapse: collapse; font-weight: bold; font-family:georgia, serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:x-large;">Parents should take better care of their children.</span></span></div></div><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_mE_CATCRqZM/Ss5l7rYh3qI/AAAAAAAAABA/t-2RKXWKfsI/s1600-h/IMG_0157.JPG"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 240px; height: 320px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_mE_CATCRqZM/Ss5l7rYh3qI/AAAAAAAAABA/t-2RKXWKfsI/s320/IMG_0157.JPG" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5390357879941357218" /></a><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 240px; height: 320px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_mE_CATCRqZM/Ss5l7yJGcQI/AAAAAAAAABI/-FoAwvGsfz4/s320/IMG_0156.JPG" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5390357881755693314" /><br /><br /><div><br /></div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4317651757041100622.post-42801454054015117462009-10-08T14:13:00.000-07:002009-10-08T14:29:51.195-07:00a brief introduction<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_mE_CATCRqZM/Ss5Ytjh6tWI/AAAAAAAAAAU/BVp4GLw-6GE/s1600-h/i_hate_my_job_rant_job_sucks_crap.jpg"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 214px; height: 320px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_mE_CATCRqZM/Ss5Ytjh6tWI/AAAAAAAAAAU/BVp4GLw-6GE/s320/i_hate_my_job_rant_job_sucks_crap.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5390343343663920482" /></a><br /><br /><p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; line-height: 19.0px; font: 11.0px Verdana"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'courier new', serif;"><br /></span></p><p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; line-height: 19.0px; font: 11.0px Verdana"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'courier new';">R</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;">ANTING will happen quite a lot here.</span></p><p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; line-height: 19.0px; font: 11.0px Verdana"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;">Please read the following at your own discretion for a true and literal sense of what it means </span><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;">"to Rant."</span></i></p><p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; line-height: 19.0px; font: 11.0px Verdana"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;"><br /></span></p><p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; line-height: 19.0px; font: 11.0px Verdana"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;"><br /></span></p><p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; line-height: 19.0px; font: 11.0px Verdana"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;"></span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:x-small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;">//To suddenly give a long speech that usually results in rambling and repeating of nonsence.</span></span></p> <p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; line-height: 19.0px; font: 11.0px Verdana; min-height: 13.0px"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;"><br /></span></p> <p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 11.0px Verdana; min-height: 13.0px"><span class="Apple-tab-span" style="white-space:pre"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;"> </span></span></p> <p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 11.0px Verdana"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;"></span><span style="font: normal normal normal 12px/normal Helvetica; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: separate; font-size:11px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:100%;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:12px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;">//W</span></span></span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;">hen someone is pissed about something and they rabmle on about it.</span></span></span></span></p><p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 11.0px Verdana"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;"><br /></span></p><p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 11.0px Verdana"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;"><br /></span></p><p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 11.0px Verdana"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;">OR <i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-small;">which i find particularly interesting</span></i> </span></b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;"></span></p><p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 11.0px Verdana"><br /></p> <p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 11.0px Verdana; min-height: 13.0px"><br /></p> <table cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 5.0px 0.0px; border-collapse: collapse"> <tbody> <tr> <td valign="middle" style="width: 20.0px; padding: 2.0px 11.0px 2.0px 2.0px"> <p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 18.0px Helvetica"><a href="http://rant.urbanup.com/2089579"><b>7.</b></a></p> </td> <td valign="middle" style="width: 107.0px; padding: 2.0px 2.0px 2.0px 2.0px"> <p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 18.0px Helvetica"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'courier new';">R</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;">ANT</span></b></p> </td> <td valign="middle" style="width: 323.0px; padding: 2.0px 2.0px 2.0px 2.0px"> <p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; text-align: right; line-height: 20.0px; font: 11.0px Verdana"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;"><br /></span></p> </td> </tr> <tr> <td valign="middle" style="width: 29.0px; padding: 2.0px 2.0px 2.0px 2.0px"> <p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 11.0px Verdana; min-height: 13.0px"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;"><br /></span></p> </td> <td colspan="2" valign="middle" style="width: 418.0px; padding: 2.0px 16.0px 11.0px 2.0px"> <p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; line-height: 19.0px; font: 11.0px Verdana"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;">The Poor White Persons version of RAP, in the sense that it a specific kind of spoken or written format, blending artistic expression, personal experience and politic protest and is usually written for an audience of peers in mind. Like RAP, it is an angry but non-violent form of political expression. Punk Music is to Ranting as Rap Music is to Rapping. Today, poor whites, perform Rants in pubs, pod-casts and on the Internet. </span></p> <p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; line-height: 19.0px; font: 11.0px Verdana; min-height: 13.0px"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;"><br /></span></p> <p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; line-height: 19.0px; font: 11.0px Verdana"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;">Anger is usually the fuel that oppressed people use to organize and fight for social and political change. Since Rich Whites don't want change, they have re-defined the tradition of Ranting into something that is done by crazy, unstable people, used to incite violence the same way they have positioned, re-defineded and/or reacted to RAP and Rap Music. </span></p> <p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; line-height: 19.0px; font: 11.0px Verdana; min-height: 13.0px"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;"><br /></span></p> <p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; line-height: 19.0px; font: 11.0px Verdana"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;">Historically, in Old Europe, Rich Whites encouraged Poor Whites to physically fight each other, Boxing, and outlawed Ranting in many cities and countries. Ranting like Rapping, is considered more dangerous then Boxing to the White Power Structure, because it encourages poor people to become personally and actively politically engaged and to collectively direct their anger outwards in organized political action rather then inwards, towards each other. </span></p> <p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; line-height: 19.0px; font: 11.0px Verdana; min-height: 13.0px"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;"><br /></span></p> <p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; line-height: 19.0px; font: 11.0px Verdana"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia, serif;"><br /></span></p><p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; line-height: 19.0px; font: 11.0px Verdana"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;"><i>Really </i>thank you urbandictionary.com</span></p><p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; line-height: 19.0px; font: 11.0px Verdana"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia, serif;"><br /></span></p><p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; line-height: 19.0px; font: 11.0px Verdana"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia, serif;"><br /></span></p> </td> </tr> </tbody> </table>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com